What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?

Me : No

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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He : Tea ?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why is fitness important?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Thank you.

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What makes a woman attractive?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Because it's month of August.

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

Me : Sure.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.